FAMILY GUY - I AM FAT!

FAMILY GUY - 一套北美洲好 POPULAR 的成人 CARTOON.

以下片斷講主人翁 PETER 去看醫生做身體檢驗.


片斷1
Peter's 妻子 Lois 以為 Peter有重病, 會死.
醫生對她說:" He is fine, he is just really fat!"


Lois 說:" thanks god!" ( 好笑, Lois has no problem with Peter being fat )


Peter 說:"hang on a second, did you say I was fat??"


醫生 說:" Yeah, you are pretty fat..."


Peter 說:" hmmm, ok, this is news to me...."

Peter 覺得這是 "新聞"; obviously , everyone knows he is fat except himself......
笑死我!!


Lios 以為 PETER 有癌症 (cancer), 其實醫生無厘頭問 Peter , are you Cancer?? Cancer 巨蟹座. Basically , the doctor is saying anything BUT Peter's health..... from expiration of (not his life) but his driver license to how to pronounce Kim Basinger (or Ba sin ger) a famous actress. So funny.









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The dog 對 Peter 說:"Peter, I think may be you are in denial about this fat thing."
Peter 回答:" Oh yeah, I challenge you to prove to me that I am fat!"
The dog 說: "ok, hang on.... see this..."
Peter 回答:"Yeah.."
The dog 說: "You know what it is ???"
Peter 回答:"Yeah, is an apple."
The dog 說: "Good good good, alright, watch this."







蘋果 and other objects 環繞 Peter' s 身體運行. Peter 笑因為看到浮動循他身體運行的 TV 中廣播的黑白笑片  - the three Stooges (很久以前無線明珠台做過).

The dog 說:"You have your own gravitational pull!"

好似月亮和地球一樣 , 有地心吸力. 即是說, Peter's body is so massive and fat , 同行星一樣,  he creates his own 地心吸力.





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Peter 說: 'Alright, listen up everybody, I have something to tell you...not quite sure how to say this.

.........I am FAT! I am going to give you a minute to absorb that. That 's the way it is , is nobody's fault , Meg!" [Meg 是 Peter 's 女兒 (有眼鏡那個)].






"I am going to give you a minute to absorb that."
Peter 以為他肥是無人知道的震驚新聞 , 所以他給家人一分鐘去 "消化, 吸收, 接受 " 這 "新聞".

笑死我 , 全世界除了他自己外都知道他是肥!